As someone who grew up in a very small town (1000 people), I can confirm that the reason is that they’re stupid and scared, for the most part.

“Our collective prostates are acting up.”

IKR? I still think this is dumb, but I’d be lying if I said it came as a surprise.

*Slaps case*

Wow, this comment thread is filled with lots of grumpy old people.  Y’all really don’t come here for the hunting, huh?

“I miss when “writers” had basic spelling and grammatical skills.”

You are 0 for 2 today for missing the joke. Poe’s Law is a bitch, huh?

You’re right, I should have gone with something boring and safe like Groundhog Day instead of giving a shoutout to movies that didn’t get in front of as many eyeballs.

“But Which We, If Questioned Under Oath, Would Have To Admit We Would Kind Of Want To Do”

Yeah, speaking as someone who actually grows hydroponic and aquaponic produce, their overheads must have been enormous. Also, got a good laugh out of this:

“definetely won’t be a bomb”

Because this site was sold to a clueless media conglomerate which let this site rot.  After a few years , it was then resold to vulture capitalists who gutted the shit out of it.

Seeing as Fat Man & Little Boy was dull as dishwater, if all Nolan did was remake that, it would still be an improvement.

Dude’s got a Thanos-sized brain.

JFC, I just looked up Dial Of Destiny’s budget, and it’s almost 300 million for the production alone! The whole point of an Indiana Jones movie is that you’re not reinventing the wheel which helps keep the budget down. No wonder it flopped.

Getting some Pootie Tang and Sorry To Bother You vibes myself.

Thank Cthulhu for speed reading.

Oooh, evidence!  Please share.