he’s going to windsor for the ballet.

He probably thinks his one time road trip to the Mall Of America counts as international travel.

International Man of Mystery = I’ve never been anywhere and have read 2 Tom Clancy novels

When I feel like tormenting myself, I imagine what the Gore administration would have been, and how much different/better our world would be.

As a liberal, it makes me sick to see my fellow liberals engage in this sort of abhorrent nonsense. Please stop it. Rand Paul’s neighbor is NOT, I repeat, NOT a hero, and it is disgusting to see people celebrating him as if he is.

RAND PAUL’S NEIGHBOR WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

I can’t wait for Trump to not pay Giuliani, just like he never pays anybody.

Thank you. It’s like the server coming around every five minutes and asking you if you would like to try the fried grasshoppers.

Welcome to late stage capitalism, American style! 

I’ll be honest: it’d be a lot easier to read this article in its deserved seriousness, if it not for the ever-present, animated reminder that Drew Barrymore is apparently having one horny Halloween season.

Unless you’re watching The Thing.

Blue Dream is always a nice afternoon hit. 

We live on a short, dead-end street and we got to know many of our neighbours through our foster dogs that we had to walk from the far end of the street to the corner every time we’d take the dogs for walks.

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Hey he’s gotta shower somewhere.

I bet most of these terrorists haven’t ever been inside of a gym. 

Honestly why are you guys talking about this when antifa muslim radicals are indoctrinating our children to be transgender lesbian abortionists?!

And here is one that is sadly from this year. Not scary but definitely supernatural...

That Culkin kid turned out better than expected.

You know, there are other blogs on the interwebs - nobody is forcing you to stick around. I’m not sure what exactly you’re expecting from a dirt bag column, but naked Mark Ruffalo telling folks to vote works for me.