Thanks Cap’n! 

That Herman Cain timeline is what gives me the most hope. The thought of him getting his hopes up, only to have them mercilessly crushed, and to then realize he’s fucked. I’d buy tickets to watch that and sneak in a cocktail. 

Trump gets whatever he wants because he will badger the fuck out of people, whining, threatening, complaining, yelling, and he simply wears people out. I grew up with someone like this, and and it’s upsetting, exhausting, and also horrific.

Was this his Make A Wish moment?  

Quick someone pretend he has a very important executive order to sign.

Amy Barrett reportedly already had Covid-19 back in March, it’s recently been revealed (cue how convenient).

“Don’t worry Donald, I was admitted to the hospital too! You will be FINE!”

You know who is not negative, Sen Mike Lee of Utah, who was breathing all over ACB on Tuesday.

Yes, both Bidens are negative for COVID. Hope it stays that way.

Technically they don’t have to die, they just have to be incapacitated. I personally like the idea of Trump and Pence coming out of COVID-induced comas to find that they lost the election, Biden was inaugurated the day before, and by the way, the New York Attorney General would like to have a word with Mr. Trump.

He was around mike pence recently without a mask so best case scenario they both get it, croak and new president Nancy Pelosi yanks the Barrett nomination

Also she has lots and lots of money. History is quite clear on this. If you have money and power, religious doctrine is only something you force the less powerful to follow.

Yup. We call it Schlaflyization. If you need to be out at a podium every night while your husband cares for the kids and cooks and cleans, Jesus will understand because you were at that podium putting other women in their place. 

Now where did I leave that painting my nails emoji?

Fredo

These fines are just treated as a inconvenience tax to wealthy athletes that don’t give a shit.

That’s the circumcision scar. 

I wonder if his secret service name is Spicoli.

Honestly I am just so fucking angry at posts like this. At Biden’s age I hope to be curled up by a fire, reading a book and drinking wine, while my grandkids play close by. This man is stepping up to try to save our country, after unimaginable grief, at what is likely the end of his life. I didn’t vote for him in any…