Or an awesome STNG reference:"Jada, her pussy facing the world"

Never underestimate Ohio man.

I hope these folks reply with "I started my own consulting business five minutes after you laid me off. I can come back and do the work, but my rate is $1000 an hour now."

He has notoriously bad personal hygiene. I really hope the necklace was in a plastic bag or something during ass transport. 

Yeah, a Muslim gold star family. Trumpanzees don’t view that quite the same way as they would if it was “real” Americans it happened to. 

You never know if you don’t try.

I would have liked to see his Star Trek movie, green alien lady’s feet not withstanding.

Wild Stallions!

Michigan has lots of funny car dealer names Gene Buttman Ford, Kraphol Lincoln Mercury, etc. Several people I know call the above mentioned dealer Dick Snot.

What? I thought that the Flying Flaming Dildos was a WWII fighter squadron. They shot down lots of nazis, but the top brass hated the nose art on those planes.

I sincerely hope that his defense is that he wanted to keep Christ in Christmas and that's why he burnt their pagan symbol just so I can see their heads explode.

Where do I sign? 

At least covid is killing them at three times the rate it's killing Democrats, which is nice.

Drawing borders would be a nightmare for the midwest. I live in very blue Wayne county, Michigan. The rest of the state besides Ann Arbor and Lansing might as well be called Michissippi. We represent most of the state's population, but occupy a relatively small geographic area. With the way we're gerrymandered, we'd…

How easy is disassembling and cleaning?

She’s never got the talking head gig at OANN or Newsmax, so she must have felt the need to up her game.

In short, the freedom to swing one's arms ends at the tip of my nose.

Or at least spayed or neutered.

For 5 million bucks,  you can make a movie of nothing but people throwing shit at me for two hours. You can even bring in some poo flinging monkeys from the zoo if you want some variety. I'll even spend the next 20 some odd years showing up to comic cons as "the shit guy" (although I will charge a premium if you want…

Yeah, well, where was he going to go? Detroit?