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Or nominated her to the Supreme Court.

The Republicans probably would have just run her for Senate. 

The Trump supporters I know are all people who are financially secure, driving Cadillacs, living in 3000 square foot houses, with two secure jobs or pensions, and usually with health insurance. They are, bar none, the biggest bunch of deluded whiners I’ve ever known, and I used to be a high school teacher. I have

The Bard said it best:

As an aside, when is Rush Limbaugh going to die? There’s a well earned grave out there waiting for him.

I, myself, do not mind the timing of two months before the election. Were it five months ago, it would be completely forgotten by now.

White suburban woman were quite happy to vote for him when he was running on overturning Roe v Wade in 2016. There’s a reason why the Aunts were essential to Gilead.

“But Biden is Shillary 2.0, both parties are the same!”

Since at least Reagan the economic core of the Republican Party has been just this: that the role of the government in the economy is only to protect accumulated wealth and the ability to use accumulated wealth to gain more more wealth.  That Democrats, for 40 years now, have failed to translate Republicans’

More Tusken raders now wear bracelets  than eat bantha stew

Can we get a do-over back to 2000?  There are some hanging chads I would happily Kyle Reese myself to go fix.

nothing says “I am a dickhead named Paul” better than the phrase “bemused r-words”

So there’s no difference between people laughing at you and laughing with you? I beg to differ.

Don’t forget Tombstone’s Michael Biehn.

Eh, I still love Rogue One and Solo has grown on me. It’s not nearly as bad as folk say it is, but I also forced myself to watch it a second time and that’s what changed my mind. So let’s go with “better than 6 of 11 movies”.

this show is better than 6 of the 9 movies.

The other day I drove by a house with a boat in the yard on a trailer. The boat was flying a couple of giant banners for orange shithead, and the name on the side of the boat was “Double Standard.” I wanted to knock on the door and explain the concept of irony to them, but I’m scared of guns.

You’ve sunk my MAGAship!

It’s a balm for my soul that these people hate, despise, and constantly backstab each other, and are clearly unhappy, despite the money and power.