Not to be Buzz Killington over here but, two words that would suck all the joy out of that : President Pence. I’ll show myself out.

Your hands are going to get really fucking sore.

I love the loyalty of the dipshit in the last tweet. Even after the beating he just took, he still wants to let the GOP take another crack at his taxation. It’s like watching a guy with emphysema push his oxygen mask aside so he can light up a fresh Marlboro.

“Babies’ skulls are still kinda soft and if you don’t rotate ‘em, they get flat spots.” My grandma truly believed this and passed it down. It’s what I think of when I see a person that looks like this.

I'm not a fan of violence or bullying, but somebody needs to give that smug little shit a wedgie and stuff him in a locker.

In fairness to teenagers, I’d have to be stoned out of my gourd, baked as a cake, and high as a giraffe’s ass to sit through an entire meal with that asshole.

Fuck that, I want a candidate that Faux News hasn’t spent a decade spewing propaganda about and that idiots won’t be easily convinced is evil. I say we steal a page from the right-wing playbook and go with a celebrity with high name recognition, but that isn’t a moron and a shitty business person like Trump. It’s time…

Yeah, I want single payer health care and a thousand white supremacist scalps, thanks.

If this is what being “Great Again” looks like, I’ll pass.

Stephen King has already vowed his full support, both monetary and campaigning, to any candidate that runs against her if she votes to confirm Kavenaugh. He’s got a buck or two to spend and is enormously popular in Maine.

Sometimes in life we need a motherfucker who's willing to punch assholes in the face.

All “They Live” references get a star!

Yeah! He should just take norcos or percocets like someone who isn’t a deviant.

I think the “we “ he was referring to was racist assholes that wish they could still own black people, but I could be wrong.

I lived in LA for 8 years, ate lots of burgers, and will say unequivocally that Fatburger (specifically the one on La Cienega) is vastly superior. I also think those little chili cheese burgers at Pink's are delicious and that the Apple Pan's patty melt is great. You have several superior options that don't come with…

The best real-life strip club name I’ve ever seen is the Navel Base, but this would be a close second if it does exist.

There are four lights!

He’s got summer teeth: some are here, some ain’t.

You can just tell that he could fuck a Cheerio without breaking it.

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!