Ohio and Indiana are the South of the North.

If possible, get a CPAP. It probably saved my marriage. Be prepared to try several different masks until you find "the one" but it's worth it.

Whew, glad that's settled and we can all just move on!

Trey Gowdy looks like Draco Malfoy’s hillbilly cousin.

He looks like he could be Kid Rock’s slightly less gross son.

This litmus test also applies to aircraft mechanics who work with hydraulic fluid.

If a fellow diner wants to yell at them regarding their abject shittiness, that’s 100% OK. If a restaurant owner wants to refuse them service, then I think we’re in “I’m not baking your gay wedding cake” territory. 

You know, morons.

Nope, it’s Guitar...

The best account of those events I’ve seen is this.

When I first read the headline I thought it said “Pizza” and I thought “Man, all that shit they went through and they honor them with a lousy pizza?”. Sometimes it pays to slow down a bit when reading. Also, great article!

As a Michigan resident, I can tell you Detroit is also like this.

There’s states enacting laws that would let you run them over if they stand in front of your car. The right are a bloodthirsty bunch.

On behalf of the state of Michigan, I would like to apologize to the rest of the United States for foisting this horrible excuse for a human being on the rest of you.

Assuming, of course, that we all survive this man’s presidency. Assigning blame will probably low on the priority list as we scavenge the irradiated wasteland. Don’t become addicted water, my friends!

I love that a bunch of folks from my home state of Michigan got together to say “fuck you” to alt-right asswipes like Fatty McNeckbeard in the picture you gifted us with. It’s part of what makes us better than Ohio or Indiana.

Yeah, but in fairness, I also wish the late teens/early twentys girl who manages the dispensary by my house were president instead as well. That bar’s not real high right now.

For the record, Bart was dealing with morons and it worked.