Never miss out on an opportunity to get a bigger TV, just sayin’.

When I first read the headline I thought it said “Pizza” and I thought “Man, all that shit they went through and they honor them with a lousy pizza?”. Sometimes it pays to slow down a bit when reading. Also, great article!

As a Michigan resident, I can tell you Detroit is also like this.

There’s states enacting laws that would let you run them over if they stand in front of your car. The right are a bloodthirsty bunch.

On behalf of the state of Michigan, I would like to apologize to the rest of the United States for foisting this horrible excuse for a human being on the rest of you.

Assuming, of course, that we all survive this man’s presidency. Assigning blame will probably low on the priority list as we scavenge the irradiated wasteland. Don’t become addicted water, my friends!

I love that a bunch of folks from my home state of Michigan got together to say “fuck you” to alt-right asswipes like Fatty McNeckbeard in the picture you gifted us with. It’s part of what makes us better than Ohio or Indiana.

Yeah, but in fairness, I also wish the late teens/early twentys girl who manages the dispensary by my house were president instead as well. That bar’s not real high right now.

For the record, Bart was dealing with morons and it worked.

I’m sure Sondra Locke would love to tell you about Clint’s progressive views regarding women.

How is Robert Kraft not part of this?

I kinda liked “Sloppy Steve”.

Thanks alot, now I’ve got spit-out coffee all over my desk!

I wasn’t sure which one you wanted, so here’s both.

I waded into that comment section and reading it was like Christmas all over again. It was almost as good as that white people mourning Romney tumblr.

That weight issue is why this old guy with a bad back admires them from afar instead of owning one. I have to stick to a strat or my hollow Gretsch, but the Agiles I’ve seen people with are amazing for the money. My understanding is their customer service is outstanding if you do end up having issues. I’ve been…

Part of the problem with the new ones are all the crap they ram down your throat whether you want it or not (Min-E-Tune, etc.) instead of just selling a nice guitar with decent quality control. There’s a Korean company called Agile that makes a nicer Les Paul than Gibson does. It’s an old Epiphone factory and all the…

Guess he’ll be hanging out in France with Woody Allen. I won’t miss him.

I’m, at times, easily distracted and this is my go to for re-focus.

It’s spelled kabuki, Dingus, and I will continue hoping. I’m a Detroit Lions fan and my capacity for optimism in the face of adversity knows no bounds.