The guitar related thing I give him the most credit for is his response to being asked what it felt like to be the world’s greatest living guitarist: “I don’t know, go ask Prince”.

Admittedly, I’ve never seen him naked but I’m relatively certain his dick is not long enough to be tripped over.

I would pay real money to see his Boba Fett movie, but he has to substitute nerf herder for the actual N-word.

And Jesus said unto him Q’plah!

And then he wound up jumping on the Trump train and being a cheerleader for everything Cheeto Mussolini does despite all the humiliating shit that was said about him/his family. The only thing missing is him standing in front of a TV camera saying “Reek, my name is Reek.”

Consider yourself high-fived.

I have beware of dog signs around my yard, I have planted thorny shrubs under all my ground level windows, I’ve installed motion activated lights outside, I have an actual dog in the house (lover not a fighter, still issues a big bark when he hears something) and I have a peep hole in my door. If I look out the…

Uncle Ray’s potato chips are awesome! Try the cheesy garlic bread flavor ones. Wash it down with a Towne Club Michigan Cherry soda. You’ll thank me later.

If the other SATC cast want this movie to happen so badly, why doesn’t it open at Samantha’s funeral after she just died in a car accident? If they want it to be in keeping with her character, she broke her neck falling out of a sex swing or something equally “so Samantha” and then go on from there. Off screen deaths…

you need to get more of the swastikas in frame to give it that extra touch of “had it coming”.

There’s a tattoo you see on a lot of older bikers (ironic because they sure seem to hate protesters) that reads ACAB. It stands for All Cops Are Bastards. I hate to paint with a broad brush, but the ones that silently stand by while guys like this do what they do because they don’t want to break the “blue wall”or…

I’d venture she’s also upset about his being her moral superior as well.

I would go with confederate states of America. Many who live there already have their flag ready.

We control most of the world’s fresh water. You want us on your team, despite the fact Hillary didn’t bother campaigning here. Why do you think Uncle Vlad targeted us so heavily on Facebook?

Liberal Democrat and gun owner here. You know why I own a few guns? Republicans. The last thing I want in a “shit hits the fan” scenario like the doomsday prepers talk about or some type of civil unrest/no help from the cops or military situation is for Republicans to be the only ones with guns. They are the type of…

Actually, a bump-fire stock can produce a similar rate of fire and anybody can buy one. Not to be that guy, but this idea that only a select few can purchase weaponry that’s capable of putting a lot of lead down range quickly is a farce.

Short of seeing a mushroom cloud while looking out my bedroom window when I get up in the morning, there just isn’t any bottom to this shit show is there?

Every time I walk in the living room and the Mrs. has this show on I think “ that’s an awful lot of money for a single wide trailer. “

So.... Planet of the Bears, then? Well then I, for one, welcome our new ursine overloads!

“I must get back to Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk!”