At some point they’re going to bring back dueling. It’s Texas, so you know everybody already brought their own pistol.

Am I the only one who recognizes the Loknar when they see it?

I get more of a Draco Malfoy vibe. I think it’s the hair.

Could we compromise by keeping Lee Square’s name, but swap out the statue for one of Bruce Lee? Greatest martial artist in movie history, just sayin’.

I don’t know, but I propose that those of us in the North start up “We Kicked Your Ass Day” and schedule it on the same day.

I’m glad Jesus doesn’t give a fuck about the no vaping policy.

Check out that WTF stare from that guy on the far right of the photo. He knows what’s up.

I love Jerry Reed, he’s why I have a telecaster. Check out some YouTube of him and Chet Atkins playing together.

I prefer mine flame broiled.

Cheeto Mussolini is one vengeful prick who will never forgive little Pauly’s criticisms​ from the campaign. Now that he’s not even useful, it’s time to humiliate him. When Trump is done fucking him over, he’ll be standing at a podium telling folks “Reek, my name is Reek”.

I wonder how disappointed he’d be to find out that I’m straight, I do bake, but it’s usually pot brownies.

I ain’t building no bookcase.

Not that it makes him a bad person per se, but I was crushed when I found out Harrison Ford hates Han Solo.

That Marine on the bottom right looks like he’d enjoy grabbing a fistful of orange neck and get to sqeezing.

Actually, yes.

Elim Garak was the single best thing about DS9. There was a lot of good on that show, but he was great.

They won’t. They’re all spineless weasels. I thought Lindsey Graham might, but he and McCain both fold like a cheap suit when the rubber hits the road. I had a confusing moment of respect for Cruz when he manned up at the convention, but he showed his true colors and rolled over for the alpha dog too (despite personal…

Here in Michigan, they’re talking about Kid Rock running for senate. There’s your cup of poop soup to go with your shit sandwich.

Did she vote for DeVos’ shitstain husband when he ran to be state Gov? I loved it when Granholm beat him!

This never gets old. Long live poopy shark!