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Any body of fresh water in Florida that’s deep enough to swim in should be viewed as gator habitat and avoided.

I think Biden would have done a better job campaigning here in flyover country. I also think he would have been a good deal more likable to the general public.

Smilin’ Joe Biden would have won.

I read this and, at first, I thought “a gofundme would’ve raised that 5 million in about a half hour and Trump would’ve had a hard time explaining that as locker room talk”. Then I realized it wouldn’t have mattered to any of the assholes that voted for him.

If they’re dumb enough to take him, let them keep the drone and do it quickly before they change their minds.

Watching Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist all but blow him when he visited the booth was especially stomach turning. With Danielson, it felt like it added to my Detroit Lions fan shame. Sad!

Hey, that’s Ned the wino!

I hate that this election has made me have a tiny amount of respect for Lindsey Graham, but he is probably the best Republican alive right now.

Smilin’ Joe Biden would have beaten Trump handily.

Mike Pence is the best assassination prevention plan since Dan Quayle.

Maybe just a little love for Desert Strike?

I would include Batman Returns and Final Fight because I love side scrolling beat ‘em ups.

It’s like finding out that a beloved family member is actually a child molester or that those vegetables you thought were healthy cause cancer.

I will hate watch the shit out of Fox tonight. Can. Not. Wait.

8 years, God willing.

Ringo is my favorite. He seems to be the most likable.

I live in Detroit and keep looking accross the river at Windsor and thinking “I wouldn’t even have to find new radio stations I like...”

What is the bottom picture? That guy (who looks alot like Dom Raiola)is making a finger-dong for Matt Stafford to suck on. There has to be a story with that!

Excuse me, sir or madam, but the duffel bag was standing it’s ground.

Came here for this. Thanks for not disappointing.