There’s a tattoo you see on a lot of older bikers (ironic because they sure seem to hate protesters) that reads ACAB. It stands for All Cops Are Bastards. I hate to paint with a broad brush, but the ones that silently stand by while guys like this do what they do because they don’t want to break the “blue wall”or…

I’d venture she’s also upset about his being her moral superior as well.

I would go with confederate states of America. Many who live there already have their flag ready.

We control most of the world’s fresh water. You want us on your team, despite the fact Hillary didn’t bother campaigning here. Why do you think Uncle Vlad targeted us so heavily on Facebook?

Liberal Democrat and gun owner here. You know why I own a few guns? Republicans. The last thing I want in a “shit hits the fan” scenario like the doomsday prepers talk about or some type of civil unrest/no help from the cops or military situation is for Republicans to be the only ones with guns. They are the type of…

Short of seeing a mushroom cloud while looking out my bedroom window when I get up in the morning, there just isn’t any bottom to this shit show is there?

Every time I walk in the living room and the Mrs. has this show on I think “ that’s an awful lot of money for a single wide trailer. “

So.... Planet of the Bears, then? Well then I, for one, welcome our new ursine overloads!

At some point they’re going to bring back dueling. It’s Texas, so you know everybody already brought their own pistol.

Am I the only one who recognizes the Loknar when they see it?

I get more of a Draco Malfoy vibe. I think it’s the hair.

Could we compromise by keeping Lee Square’s name, but swap out the statue for one of Bruce Lee? Greatest martial artist in movie history, just sayin’.

I don’t know, but I propose that those of us in the North start up “We Kicked Your Ass Day” and schedule it on the same day.

I’m glad Jesus doesn’t give a fuck about the no vaping policy.

Check out that WTF stare from that guy on the far right of the photo. He knows what’s up.

I love Jerry Reed, he’s why I have a telecaster. Check out some YouTube of him and Chet Atkins playing together.

I prefer mine flame broiled.

Cheeto Mussolini is one vengeful prick who will never forgive little Pauly’s criticisms​ from the campaign. Now that he’s not even useful, it’s time to humiliate him. When Trump is done fucking him over, he’ll be standing at a podium telling folks “Reek, my name is Reek”.

I wonder how disappointed he’d be to find out that I’m straight, I do bake, but it’s usually pot brownies.

I ain’t building no bookcase.