Poor Selma Blair. Dogs don’t live anywhere near long enough.

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

It seems like a lot of folks are confusing *explaining* for *excusing*. I get what you’re saying. You clearly don’t guilt yourself or assign blame to yourself about the cheating in your previous relationship but acknowledge it wasn’t a healthy relationship even before the cheating. Like, I dunno. It’s like, selective…

I think you’re confusing explaining with excusing.

Remember when we couldn’t elect Hillary because she was a hawk who would start wars?

It’s been a pretty okay life, up til now. Personally, I’m hoping for instant vaporization over lingering radiation sickness. You?

He was merely taking time off while he transformed into Jon Stewart the White.

My (non) favorite is clap-back, which can alternatively mean that a person gives a really witty and cutting remark OR someone just explains something in what seems a totally neutral, helpful way.

I’m decades younger than this affront to common decency and yet I feel too old to use “haters” non-ironically.

Now that actually looks like a color palette I would use in my own artwork.

In general, I see emotionally vulnerable men rush into relationships faster than emotionally vulnerable women. Especially when kids are involved, men seem to want to find someone to mother their kids, while women seem focused on protecting their children from predators.

Or, speaking as someone who lost a partner less than a year ago, it could be a matter of “if I’m able to have feelings of love for someone through my grief, then that is a powerful statement about this new connection.”

Agreed, I can see how this would maybe be a good idea if they had the resources to help students create a post-graduation plan and maybe some kind of waiver for students unable to do these things right away, but this kind of ham-fisted “tough love” policy typically hurts more than it helps.

So if you can’t afford college without a job, and you can’t get a job because there aren’t enough entry level positions for every 18 year old in the city, they won’t give you a diploma and thus make it harder for you to get a job later on?

Trump is such a choad. That’s all I’ve got .

Melania’s response to this was so fucking pathetic with her “when he gets attacked, he’ll hit back 10 times as hard,” BS. Like, Mika Brzezinski reports the news what fucking “attack,” are you talking about? How spineless are you people?

Daylin Leach, who is a state legislator in PA, he’s the one who called Trump a shit gibbon, said this AM on twitter that Trump makes Eric Cartman sound like Aristotle.

Ivan(ka) in January: I’ll advise my dad on politics and try to fight for equality, the environment and puppies. Please like me everyone, we’re super cereal and you can trust me.

The fact that he feels inclined to publicly gloat about getting away with it really underscores the sociopathic impulses underlying what he did.

No.