They are also telling those with an opiate addiction to fuck off as well.

yeah and without mental health services and affordable prescriptions, suicide is likely to expidite the process.

The Planned Parenthood funding cut is attached in there because they want the Democrats to focus on it, which will piss of Republicans base and they get to accuse Democrats of “identity politics” which will make Republican base support this cruel bill just to spite liberals even if it hurts their own wife and kids and…

See, the difference between them and REAL poor people is that they just have had bad luck whereas poor people are lazy. They work hard and WOULD be rich if only the system wasn’t rigged against them because of NAFTA or something. Poor people are stupid (but also somehow smart enough to fleece the welfare system so…

I’m so ready. It’s my retirement plan.

The best Amber bit was this recent one:

She’s also one of the Drunk History superstars

No no no. Steve Bannon isn’t fat. He’s the ideal weight for an adult male Hutt.

WaPo or Atlantic, or some news agency like that reported that PR is vulnerable, despite his previous landslide wins, because he is way more exposed now than before. Before he just played in the background, being the golden boy, but now, he is in the center and doing poorly.

thaaaaaaaank yoooooooou

I’ve been saying for a while that as far as actually affecting marginalized people’s lives, the median of “Trump Presidency” and “Pence Presidency” are actually probably equal, BUT the lower tail of “Trump Presidency” is a nice fat nuclear war.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

He seemed like an old man who was interrupted mid nap. They need a minute or two to get it together.

OH FUCK game changer! Pine is now #1 Chris. Sorry Evans.

Once they figured out the charity wasn’t giving kids cancer, they decided to redistribute the funds.

I was gonna say!

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

The funny criticism of Hillary Clinton’s supposed “coronation” was the implication that the Democrats of 2015 had a super deep bench of up and comers that she kept from running. The reality is that between 2004 (when a State senator from Illinois gave a keynote address before the DNCC) and 2016, not a single Democrat…

A giant fuck no to both Mark Zuckerberg and The Rock. You want to get into public service, boys? Run for mayor, dog catcher, what the fuck ever, not the leader of the free world, ok? Who the fuck wants Mark Zuckerberg anyway?

I’m hearing great things about an up and coming Democrat named Arnold Frump...