GOOD sex is better than Netflix.... But I'm really only having meh sex on occasion (ManCAPS is dealing with chronic pain so not much we can do about that. Plus we have been together for like a decade). So, like do I vote based on my life where Netflix beats any sex I can have x 1000 or a fantasy where I'm 18 again and…

rite? They totes deserve it. How dare the government expect states to go out of their way to protect criminals??? They're criminals not humans!

confession: if this was around when I was a teen, I totally would have been a Chivette. I'm really glad I have self esteem now.

You guys. I saw a response to the hate of Dear Future Husband on TV and it blew my mind. Like, we're feminists, right? So shouldn't we be building women up instead of tearing them down??? Like we should def NEVER criticize ANYTHING ladies!!!! Like if MT wants to be terrible at everything she does, like we have to…

You're probably just making their day worse.

Well gosh your so cool and collected it's hard to tell.

Ha he totally answered your question.

But you're mad that someone on the internet is annoyed by something? Ur so cooler than us!

Um I don't understand. Like if two wait staff started making out next to your table, would that not affect your eating experience? Biting your staff in front of customers (trying to eat!) is weird and gross to me, even if everyone involved was into it.

Took your advice. BAHAHA omg. I almost feel like he is a parody of a troll. Like how can someone be so hilarious on accident??? He gives us so much to work with it's not even fair!

Boners and maaaale persecutionnnnnnnn

lol@ female puberty being "invented" for men

Those slutty temptress preteens! Being all vulnerable to exploitation! Sure, she was a (likely) trauma-affected child with no place to stay, no natural supports, and no resources, but we all know what she really wanted. An older dude's penis.

I love when dudes come here with handles like that. It's really cute how they think they are about to introduce logic to the feminine world.

It's all what they can do to APPEAR to love children without giving any actual shit. And also making a personal profit if at all possible.

My idea is to do the front blue/black and the back white/gold. But no one will even remember this dress by Halloween. ... And also that would be too much work for me. I will probably stick with Tina Belcher this year.

oh I see you have met my parents and brothers. They raised me with a totally different mentality because of my aweful vagina, which apparently makes me not good enough for most things.

Yeah, I'm pretty baffled MANCAPS story of how in high school algebra he did not use any of the methods he was supposed to, but always got the answer right anyway. His teachers were just like, well... you know what you're doing I guess.

Yeah I remember my mom being like, "Never ever get in a car with a someone I don't know. They could take you away and hurt you." And I was like, "OK."

Ikr and the dots are SO CLOSE.