A really gross, disturbing way to describe a girl who is "pure" like Little Miss Muffet apparently was? The fact that he accidentally said Muffin instead of Muffet says everything.

I tried SO HARD to keep in mind that sexually stimulating mice was for science. Until I read this:

An "ace" Dr??

I read it as "he'll not doubt" said cake. Sorry, Team Pie, Obama believes in cake.

I'm worried too. Normally I have a cynical view of tell-all books, but I can't imagine it will be worth the money she makes off it. It is definitely brave.

The steam coming off that coffee!

That bothered me too. The only reason my parents gave me as to why I needed to finish my plate was because it is a terrible thing to waste food (and therefore money).

Farting is an intimate thing for intimate people. I tried SO HARD not to fart in front of Capsman after we moved in together, but once I let one slip he said he was glad because he took it to mean I was truly at home with him.

Was Briggs trying to compare the ability to play beer pong at work to equal pay and a non-hostile workplace? Which side is he even making fun of?

"She is saying that I was a wife beater. That is wrong. It happened because I couldn't get her to quiet down."

See I think viewing someone who does evil, despicable things as a monster is not the way to go. Dude is a human being just like us. Humanity is not made up of "good guys" and "bad guys". We are all capable of evil. By dehumanizing people like Castro we make it harder to see ourselves as people who can do bad. Then…

Sorry, lady, but the "other side" of your brother is not relevant. I'm sure this whole ordeal has to cause a lot of conflicting feelings for you, but no one cares if he rescued the royal baby from a lion packing heat. He may not be a monster, but he did monstrous things.

My dog brings me a toy sings me a song when I come home, and usually when I wake up in the morning too. It goes, "Gha-ROO-rhoo-roooh ghroooo". Am I just in it for the tennis balls and free live music?

I totally agree. There is a huge difference between expressing your sexuality or otherwise engaging willingly in virtual sex acts and objectifying yourself. The latter is proven to be linked to a host of problems such as depression, eating disorders, and low self-efficacy to name a few. But there is also a problem…

When I was a kid I vaguely recall people throwing a fit over "political correctness" when POC started asking to be called "African-American" instead of "Black" and when Little People tried to let everyone know that it is dehumanizing to refer to them as "midgets".

It sounded like people would complain but the quiz master would just make fun of them and/or dismiss them. This guy made his complaints public via his blog and when the Internet outraged, that was when the pub decided to care. But yeah, I don't want to know how many people spoke up compared to how many laughed.

Ugh that's what everyone who makes rape jokes says they are doing. To actually accomplish this takes a thoughtful, skilled approach. "HAHAHA rape" isn't going to make people sit back and think, wow, I never realized the pervasiveness of rape culture. But I'm sure he knows that. This is just the new But I was joking!!

Uggghhh. When I read the title I thought I was going to be able to share it on Facebook with a caption like, "To all of you who make fun of me for being short: I WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE!"

Nahh. For me it would mean the difference between worrying everyday for ten years about my debt and... Not. So I'd take it immediately also. Especially since oven porn HAS to be obscure. I mean how many people search that out?

Haha yes. He's like, "Oh I'm just SO sorry. I swear I will take a two week paid vacation to think about what I did."