I really really hope some old googled "titter" to see what the fuss was about.

OR David and Amber Tamblyn / David and Amber Cross!

Why do I get the feeling that when Sen. Newton said, "The majority of folks" he really meant the majority White men...

Hmm the trolls don't seem to have any understanding of how Obamacare works. Or healthcare in general. How surprising.

That Dick would have one hell of a dick pic. Also? In his yearbook photo, is it as glaringly obvious to everyone else as it is to me that the "D" in Dick itself looks like a dick??

I didn't think there was a recent commercial that I would hate more than the Axe ad that's all, "Ladies keep getting sexier, which is why you behave like an animal. Don't drive them away with your terrible social skills! Drive them away by spraying this skunk ass shit all over yourself!"

Ehhh as a psychology major I'm gonna have to disagree. Evolutionary psychology theories can't be disproven. They can't actually even be tested without a time machine. Unless there is a proven genetic component to the behavior in question, it's totally bullshit to say that evolution is the cause of it instead of, say,…

Ok now that I know Ryan Gosling and Will Arnett are Canadian I am more than willing to commit to a "yes" on that.

But wait! Ellen Page is Canadian. All is forgiven.

STOP DOING EVERYTHING BETTER THAN US CANADA. I think I'm starting to understand how my brothers must feel about me being so much smarter and better-looking and more fun than them.

Oh yeah - It's called XXX. I can't remember if I've heard it's good for hangovers or if that flavor is just marketed that way. But it is the worst.

There is nothing like chugging dragonfruit Vwater first thing in the noon after a night out. And then toaster waffles!

I still can't even wrap my head around it. Don't stars usually get off light when they behave badly? This is the OPPOSITE.

I used to be stubborn and impatient like that. I'll bet she was thinking exactly this:

Who?

I think my fiancé put a ring on it in part because of my omelettes. My bacon and cheese omlettes.

Ok, now I'm thinking I need to bring cake to my classes in the fall. I'm taken, I just have a hard time making friends.

Look at that face! She is SO SINCERE about it! I LOVE YOU TOO ABBY!!!

"A man who entered a feminist space, and decided to question patriarchy would be treated as troll, but when it effects their ability to negotiate their privilege, suddenly we have to debate."

I feel like a lot of the trash they throw on Millennials is pure projection. It's like how when MySpace and Facebook first came out they were all freaked out about the *pure narcissism* of it. But now they are all on Facebook playing FarmVille like it's 2006 AND SENDING OUT ALL THE GAME REQUESTS.