That's Trump supporters, not chimps. Easy to confuse the two.

Hey, buddy, you got anything smaller? I just started!

"only to be met with deadly clumps of Amazonian arrows and smoky flung projectiles"

…just as he goes to shake hands with Martin Shkreli.

*smirk* *pout* *snark* *repeat*

The fact that Americans have finally hit upon something as boring as cricket?

M. Night Shyamalan twist!

It is really good - although the role of Aufidius doesn't really stretch Butler, as the character is all soldierly braggadocio. He does it well, though.

But the Westerosi would send the Sontarans packing. One well-placed arrow and it's Goodnight Nurse.

The Unbreakable Cersei Lannister

Hail to the King, baby.

Trump's not a billionaire. A technicality, but he should have been disqualified.

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

I always make a point of saying "tiny, impotent hands". So much more satisfying.

On behalf of all Australians everywhere, I'd like to apologise for Julian Assange.

I remember the original Cybermen from when I was small. They were waaaay creepier than the Daleks, proper nightmare fuel. Good to see them back (I think…).

The Man in the Radiator going to make an appearance?

"…And bringing up the rear, Beeeeetle-Bob!"

TNIN

Srichacha Ketchup is pretty damned good on a pie or on chips.