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HP Sauce on a chip buttie… now that's a PROPER meal!

That's offensive to baboons.

And to think we thought nobody could possibly vote for him after all his campaign gaffes.

I imagine that the pic is a pretty good representation of what he's looking like right now. That's Trump Mouth Setting 1, 'Smug Slash on a Pumpkin'.

The orangutan enclosure is the fucking Oval Office, how could he have missed it?

Holy fucking shit, that's what a conservative senator in Australia said! The Senator in question later left the governing conservative coalition because they were too soft on poofters, greenies and women.

"I did not make, and do not have, any such recordings."

Best be quick, Throatwobbler Mangrove - the Tories are about to fuck the NHS big time.

Hey, you can have polluted water and a job - unless you're a farmer above a CSG fracking operation.

Fun with tautology!

Alex, 'wherefore' is 'why', not 'where'. A trap for young players.

You and your Quercus sense of humour!

Tear him for his bad verses!

I'm just waiting for him to apologise.

Now if it had been King Lear, we could definitely draw parallels. Vain old man basks in flattery but banishes those who refuse to lavish him with empty praise before losing everything and succumbing to madness.

"Look behind you, Mr. Caesar!"

Curse of the UK Joining the EU, more like. I look forward to seeing an episode where Peladon votes to leave the Galactic Union or whatever it is.

Let's ask Dikachu, he's the expert on penile anomalies. More or less has to be, really.

UKIP twat (came last, for those of you playing at home) standing behind Corbyn mouthing 'terrorist sympathiser' while the Labour leader makes his speech was a pretty low point for me.