Whoa, you Pict the wrong guy! Some of my best friends are Jutish!

On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot. It is a dreary place.

Nothing remotely creepy about a father directing the rape of his own daughter now, is there?

Is this really the time for crazy conspiracy theories on the Jute-run media?Or have I got the wrong Angle on this? Frankly, I don't know anymore.

Well yes, but you're exceptionally argumentative.

Yeah, if he's fighting Saxons, he's 5th, 6th century tops.

You're really starting to Agravaine me. You're just putting me in Mordred of your next pun. Any more and I'm Balin.

It's like Ritchie had half a London crime film and half of a cheap knockoff of Lord of the Rings and has been smashing them together repeatedly, all the time screaming "Come on! make something good!"

Sauerkraut, Bavarian frank, German mustard, ketchup, fried onion and grated cheddar (or a slice of Emmental or Jarlsberg) on the roll, then put it under the grill just long enough to melt the cheese.

Though it would have been nice to see Capaldi subject the Zygons to a Tucker-style bollocking at some point.

With 'Shitc*nt" as the ramped-up version. That's the Australian way!

"Can you believe it? I'm President! DO YOU LOVE ME NOW, DADDY?"

Wow. That's a staggering lack of self-awareness. Must be genetic.

And there's your Trump reference, right there.

JACOBSSON!

"Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are as to our minds as those of the beasts that perish are to ours, intellects narrow and stupid and narcissistic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twenty-first century came the great disillusionment."

No, slaves have to be housed, fed and clothed, and that's just one more expense for the struggling billionaires of the world.

Pauline Hanson 2.0

While Hobbes proposed that life in a state of nature is nasty, brutish and short. Just like the GOP wants!

Agreed. Nor do we read the Sydney Morning Herald, The Age, or the Financial Review - their journos are on strike at the moment.