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Cap'n Morgan
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"We killed God at Teegeeack."

Damn straight. My dad is 85 and you can read a newspaper through his forearms.

Plus Goblin soundtrack cranked up to 11.

So sorry to interrupt, but could you please tell me how to get to Lee Ho Fook's? Thanks awfully!

Sailor Getoffmylawn

"Alibaba: proudly delivering assholes to assholes since 2016"

I think I can claim bragging rights for being hit with a wooden spoon for discussing the plot of the previous night's episode of the William Hartnell storyline The War Machines during nap time at Blue Wren preschool back in 1967 (in Oz, we always got the episodes a few months after the UK).

His avatar pic looks like someone's last known photo.

Jeez, ketchup!

His misogyny was bad enough, but this time he's really crossed the line. He's a complete monster.

I dined at a Penang-style cafe in Sydney last week (their nasi lemak is delicious) and by happy accident, absentmindedly ordered a cup of the hot milk tea rather than my usual coffee. It was delicious, and certainly seems similar to the description given in the article.

Hey, Donald Trump likes Frederick Douglass. Yuuuge fan!

But they still think that the Holocaust was 'exaggerated'.

I'm not saying to watch it or not to watch it.

Comparisons of preening pedo Yiannoupoulos with the late great Hitchens are laughable.

It's the Not Joke that's No Joke.

Ah, the traditional Feast of Fallover.

Why is this drinking day different to all the others?

There's no such thing as a 'Not Joke'.

"Fook it, *slaps paunch* all bought and paid for!"