So, crack and crack then?

My money's on The Road.

Anywhere but 2016.

Is there any chance of getting a new Supreme Court judge before the handover? I'm concerned, especially in view of Mike Pence's views on women's rights.

I gave up four years ago, but scupper me, I'm tempted to have one right now…

While her husband is adorably racist, rather than threateningly so.

And while you went to the polls on 8 November, for most of the rest of the world, that was 9 November.

Joe Bageant was right.

Same here and I'm not even living in the USA.

My felt goatee is already in place.

Fuck 2016.

If Operation Sealion had gone ahead, this probably would have come to pass.

Meanwhile in this universe…

Upvoted for pedantry.

Kill Squizzy

Upvoted for 'misery beard'.

You mean like this?

"You wouldn't be one of the Fermanagh Zhangs, now, would ye?"

They think he's a righteous dude.

The parrot just looks at it and says, "Whaddya mean? That'd be redundant!"