"What's in the ballot box?"

McCloud!

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As well as editing Frederick the Great's poetry (or taking in the king's dirty laundry, as he put it).

"Well, I'm just going to walk in your general direction, making grabbing gestures, and if your pussy happens to get in the way, it's your fault."

And now he never will… (sniff)

Jimmy Fallon will probably ask him to appear in a year's time reading his own insulting tweets.

"Trumpy! You can do stupid things!"

He gave his condolences to the late King Rama.

Dunno, can you draw God's face? That's more than ol' Jack ever managed.

But yes, MAD magazine has gone downhill.

Steve Dillon of Preacher fame and Jack Chick in the same week…

Good point. Though in RPGs, the walking thousands of miles bit is usually wrapped up in minutes, while actual fights stretch out to ludicrous lengths.

(Insert Trump supporter joke here)

"Security detail and taser team to Westerosworld, Winterfell Sector. Ramsay's gone rogue again!"

The logical retaliation should be for Hillary to invite The Donald's ex-wives.

*smiles, backs away slowly*

The persistent reports of a skeletal cadaver in a tank top appearing on screen and frightening children turned out to be caused by Jimmy Savile airing on a rival network.

I'm just disappointed that nobody's printing "I'm shilling for Pence!" bumper stickers yet.

Oh, I don't know; I think we have it in us to make a pretty shitty world.