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Cap'n Morgan
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"Wonka, you're completely mad. I shuposhe you exshpect me to talk?"

And the Lich King is clearly not in a generous mood.

"Thank God for Brexit, Doctor van Helsing! Now there will be no more foreigners coming in and… oh, sorry, old boy."

Hmmm… needs more 19th C horror - might I respectfully suggest The Man Who Would Be The King In Yellow?

Haddaway an shite, mon!

Like I said, he's good in anything.

badoom tish!

Well, that caption kills my planned first comment.

You're saying it Agravains you?

You Balin?

"Eyegor, take these bags…"

"Yes! Yes! Say it! He vas my boyfriend!!"

Madeline Kahn, god, what a voice! And her comic timing was magnificent.

SEDAGIVE??!!

"Having done these things, they then performed the sacrifices required by custom lest they be found lacking in filial piety"?

He's hysterical! And he's WET!!!

Fuck 2016.

He was great in Blazing Saddles; "That's Hedley!"

And now I want to see the coda from 'Layla' playing over a montage of character death scenes from the LotR movies.

We orrery made that joke.