So Big Jelly got to you too…!

They should have just jumped straight into their own cinematic universe with a film of Grant Morrison's JLA: New World Order. Though they probably would have stuffed it up with backstory rather than just throwing audiences in at the deep end.

Stannis Baratheon would like a word.

Yep, we have a humourless conservative in Australia who says the same thing. Thinks he'll have to marry his dog if marriage equality gets through.

Alright, jeez, we'll get off your lawn!

It's not unexpected.

My brother's just recommended the Project Moonbase music podcast to me. I listened to the latest episode last night, and wouldn't you know it, it was all imaginary 80's synthwave. The term is completely new to me, but the music was a full-blown blast from the past.

And to think that I gave my 1980 analog synthesiser away about 18 years ago…

Arya Sarah Asha, are you tampering in God's domain?

Game of Thrones 2: Electric Boogaloo

I'm impressed by your commitment to your lifestyle.

That would need a LOT of acid.

Rinsed Rebus?

Sorry, but you're flogging a dead horse now.

Oh, I dunno, environmental catastrophe, religious mania, the finest minds of the 7th century leading debate, massive displacement of human beings, the western world lurching abruptly to the Right, China claiming the South China Sea is theirs because it's got their name on it, the increasing infantilisation of popular…

"I'm Rick James, bitch."

To duplicate the effect completely, you have to speak the words into a cardboard cling wrap tube. Or at least that's what my kids used to do back in the day.

US: "We saved your ass in TWO World Wars!"

I think I saw that in that show where Stannis Baratheon was President.

"Set phasers tae malky!"