Excellent question!

Enough to drive you em-mental.

Yeah, you cheese punsters can all gjetost.

Are you being meta?

One story arc per season, and no more 'forehead-of-the-week' aliens.

Especially when commanded by Worf in in First Contact. "Ramming speed!"

"Ensign Randy!"

I think it's shaping up pretty crappily for any of us with a tendency towards being hounded by the old Black Dog.

And hearing his every consonant falling flawlessly into place is a perennial joy.

"I like fruit!"

It stinks!

I too hope that TV's Son of TV's Frank is available.

I stand corrected.

It's that goddamned ear!

Been a bad year for progressive predictions so far - we've always said that people couldn't possibly be that stupid, only to be proven wrong again and again.

Peter Cook's Satan nails it with his low-grade mischief, snipping the top buttons from shirts and ripping the last pages from Agatha Christie mysteries before sending them back out into the world.

"It was a BAAAABY!!!"

Australia.

"You will be assimilated. And by 'assimilated', I mean 'struck between the eyes with a sledgehammer.'"

I'm so glad we have no Hannitys in our country.