…until I took a Viper missile to the throat.

Ayup.

Or 'Watto', as Lucas called him.

I first saw Star Wars when I was 15, and that thing with the parsecs irritated the hell out of me.

The Sword and the Dragon is a perennial favourite in my household.

"Look alive, everybody… oh. Sorry, Susan…"

"She's got an ahmadillo dahn 'er trahsers!"

Ah yes, the 'world without physics' approach.

Good point, though there's 'settled' and there's 'settled'.
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Cromwell's settlement was more of a dusting off of the hands over a field of dead Scots at Dunbar, accompanied by the words, "Well, that settles that."

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

And Hail Glycon!

Orcish ninjas at that!

I, Carmine

Coriolanus?

No Jutes allowed in this country club, sorry.

If you're saying that Scotland was settled by people from England, Gerard Butler is going to be very angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

A pyre of fire?

And let's not forget Our Lady of Unnecessarily Gaudy Accoutrements.

Probably a lot like modern Egyptians.

The Adventures of Potatocles