He's here all week! Try the Cheops!

Tut, tut, how dare you stele my material! Hire your own glyphics!

A theme explored by Spike Jonze in his seminal film Being Marco Rubio.

Why can't they employ American actors so that we can understand them without the need for subtitles?

No, they want to tell you all about their hernia operations. At great length.

George Chakiris.

Not 'any' problems, but certainly a significant chunk.

OK, having just re-watched the clip for Loverboy for the first time in over 30 years, I can now say that the baby from Eraserhead grew up and is abducting Jocelyn Wildenstein from the least-conveniently-located bar in the subsector.

You know how Wookiees are, he's probably on the holoporn 24/7 nowadays.

To make it more relatable to the fanboy community, no doubt.

Aha! Thanks, I thought he was supposed to have been in the first movie. No wonder I could never see anything matching the description.

But which one is Yakface? Is he even in the cantina?

But Fisto…?

Pure panto, but he was clearly revelling in it. I enjoy watching a good actor go over to the Ham Side with such obvious relish.

Imagine what I have to go through when I try to research the history of the Lake Erie Steamship Company which operated out of Cleveland in the late 19th Century. What is wrong with people?

If it was Star Wars Prequel Week, I could understand this fucked-up comments format as a kind of homage.

And Carradine!

His track record begs the question as to how THX 1138 got to be such a good film. It's not like Lucas has a tin ear 100% of the time.

I saw this when it was first broadcast on Australian television, and even as a 15 year-old, I thought that the existence of a cartoon about Star Wars characters within the Star Wars universe was an unbelievably dumb idea. And WTF was going on with Chewbacca's dad and his VR setup? Creepy as hell.

"Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!"