Title is wrong. Chevy makes all their money on trucks and dumping piece of shit sedans to fleets. Malibu doesn't need to be "good," it merely needs to be cheap and fuel efficient. Camry and VW drivers aren't going to buy a Malibu. Ever. It's futile to bother trying to cater to them.

Actually, the Taurus is being discontinued. No replacement scheduled.

Corny middle aged dorks – that likely lost their virginity after college – yukking it up like Long Island yentas. Great TV...

Rats infected the neighborhood when renovation began. Just disgusting.

"...in service of making slightly more money for some wealthy douche-bro family."

Breaking news: Used luxury "steals" are priced accordingly because they're annoying and people with lots of money and responsibilities don't have time to deal with their perpetual problems.

Top-dollar insurance payouts are sad?

Agree. He's painfully unfunny and on his knees for every celeb on his show. To be fair, Jay Leno wasn't funny either. And Conan is washed up. Kimmel is also a "star fucker." Who even watches late night shows, anyways? They're about as relevant as the nightly news. I assume the same senior citizen demos.

If you like a Chinese-owned car that feels like it's from 1998.

Orrrrr you could just buy a new car? Used car prices are such robbery. But it's funny to see people think they're out-smarting a very, very, very efficient market. There's no value in late-model used cars. A lot of rubes cruise for used car "deals" when a new model after incentives and rebates is often practically the…

I literally want to vomit whenever I overhear people ordering venti fraps or flavored lattes. So disgusting. The word "pumps" is repulsive to me.

Cool car...for a 19-y.o. waiter at Applebees or a sales associate at American Eagle.

Dude, if all these cars you window shop for are so easy to fix and flip these sketchy brokers and used car dealers WOULD FIX AND FLIP THEM. Instead they dump them to gullible wanna-look rich schmucks who can't afford a new car. The used car business is shady as hell. Especially when you're talking insurance auctions.…

This is really exciting news to people who will actually buy this car!

Oregon is safe; educated; super solid food, beer and wine scene; and fairly progressive. Are these the white traits my white guilt is supposed to ashamed of? Please advise.

Obviously this has given you material to write about. But do you value your time? Break downs, dealer visits and talking to the service monkeys might be the most annoying thing to do in life.

You drive the previous-gen Sierra. Maybe consider leasing the newest gen, so you wouldn't feel so bitter and concerned with people in better vehicles. Take care!

"Cause they can't actually afford the truck."

Did you do a lot of research prior to buying? I thought these were nightmares. Are there certain years or engines the Jag community steers clear of?

It's Chicago, meaning the reported complaints are error due to incompetence of illiterate crony union slobs, or they're from a corrupt developer trying to work an angle.