its zayn.

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

When I rent I never abuse the car more than if it were my own. Occasional hard accelerations, cornering and braking - sure, but burnouts and rallying is purely criminal in my mind.

Title is wrong. Chevy makes all their money on trucks and dumping piece of shit sedans to fleets. Malibu doesn't need to be "good," it merely needs to be cheap and fuel efficient. Camry and VW drivers aren't going to buy a Malibu. Ever. It's futile to bother trying to cater to them.

Corny middle aged dorks – that likely lost their virginity after college – yukking it up like Long Island yentas. Great TV...

and yet how many Camrys sell?

This is probably the most apt description I've ever read about it. It's a bog-standard rental box that does nothing to excite anyone. It's not fast, it's not slow, the transmission isn't great but it also isn't bad. The interior is pretty mediocre and the gauge cluster looks cheap. Heck, most of the interior (while a…

I never really had a problem with this Malibu. It was much better than the generation before it, and EONS better than the generation before that.

GM is rudderless. Have you ever watched videos about the management making decisions? That head of design dude, I forgot his name, is as dull as the cars have become. They know HOW to make a good car, they just CAN'T for some reason.

"...in service of making slightly more money for some wealthy douche-bro family."

the renovations are privately funded? So now we're bitching about when owners use THEIR OWN MONEY to improve the stadium?

Have you attended a single game at Wrigley? It is a shithole of (literally) historic proportions. No pretty green ivy can cover that up.

By "preserve" you mean turn a unique ballpark into a garish monstrosity while leaving it in such bad condition that there's a non-zero chance that the Cubs will have to play games in U.S. Cellular Field this summer, in service of making slightly more money for some wealthy douche-bro family.

Breaking news: Used luxury "steals" are priced accordingly because they're annoying and people with lots of money and responsibilities don't have time to deal with their perpetual problems.

Nobody will pass up the chance to get the three of them on another network, on High Gear. They make millions and millions for anyone who will make the show. I will watch, everyone will watch.

We're talking about an organization that has been ignoring a pedophile ring in their midst for decades. Pardon me if I can't get too worked up over a couple of thrown punches.

I think the 'Tribute to Peugeot' episode is one of the greatest of all time. I seriously couldn't stop laughing. From them making fun of the french, to making fun of cheap automaker tactics, to making fun of shit drivers. It was beautiful.

Do you think so? I thought they were just going through the motions. There were a few good moments, but it seemed tired. Like when they were having an "adventure" episode, they weren't really even trying to make it seem as if there was any real adventure happening. This is coming from a guy who has every single…

FUCK, WITH THE LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING! Calm down, Jimmy.

I HATE Jimmy Fallon. Not because he's a horrible person, he's arguably the best human being on television (Ellen fans calm down) but because he's not funny. While this was a great gesture, it doesn't make up for the fact that he isn't funny. Or talented. Or have some reasonable explanation why he's on The Tonight…