Hmm, yeah, unless they’ve secretly hired AJ, I’m guessing the Grey Lady is pretty safe there.

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

This is an objectively wrong and dumb opinion.

It’s the latter

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

If it’s a Harambe joke, then every single one of you should be forced to to become Peter Thiel’s bloodbags.

Very disrespectful to the military.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Are the “politically correct police”the ones that shoot you? Or do they just make fun of you on Twitter? I keep getting this mixed up.

HE WAS AH FACKIN PAWHNCH TAH THA FACKIN KAWK

Jimmy Fallon is tricked into eating a poison pill and has a minute to say something not-phony for an antidote pill or die.

The glorious thing is, none of us has to watch any of it.

Glacier for the win.

I asked you to keep our conversations private. Enjoy growing your unibrow.

i have forwarded these comments to charles shipan at your university.

That is why I love being a Giants fan. We are in a division with Jerry Jones, Daniel Snyder and a team that doesn’t need a mess of an owner to f*ck everything up, they have the entire history of their city to do that.

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader