this made me LOL out loud

$10 that tomorrow’s NYP back cover is “CAST AWAY!!!”

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

I know, but I made an executive decision: Smallpox is funnier than acellular pertussis.

People complain like they do about everything.

That’s exactly how they intend for you to beat that level.
There’s actually an achievement for both players using the high-five emote while colliding in mid-air... and the level you’re talking about is where they intend you to do that.

That sentence is dumb, but it’s not nearly as stupid as this sentence:

Hard to return a homemade haircut.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

Yeah, I just got a call. I yell ‘Cartwright! Cartwright!’, just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

But how does he do it?? I mean seriously watch TV, run country, his businesses, run his kids, how does he do it???

Unequivocally.

Sorry, Kevin Harlan is infinitely better than Tirico. And putting Tirico behind Michaels is insane.

I stopped reading Lowe and Barnwell when they switched to ESPN solely because of their shitty interface (although I never stopped listening to Lowe’s podcast).

I think we’ve got competing jokes going on here.

The point is you don’t make it a possibility to lose 23 yards at that point game, regardless of how good he normally is.

I think that’s a low estimate.