The Witness has been woefully underrepresented in the awards cycle.

Are you kidding? This guy’s nickname is Tomic the Tank Engine. He’s the premier tanker on tour.

See, their bassline is like, buh-nuh-nuh-buh-nuhnuhnuh. Buh-nuh-nuh-buh-nuhnuhnuh. But our bassline is, like, buh-nuh-nuh-buh-nuhnuhnuh-tss-BUH-buh-nuh-nuh-buh-nuhnuhnuh. It’s not the same!

OMG. Safin should coach Zverev.

The technique on that racket smash is top-notch. There’s the initial smash, then the quick-twitch rotation to deliver another power smash to the other side of the frame. Comprehensive stuff. Safin would be proud.

C’mon man. 3rd round vs Nadal. Not quarters.

For what it’s worth, this guy also ripped into an older linesperson while commentating for the Indian Wells tournament a few years back. I was watching the match and it was way over the top. He was removed from the booth for the remainder of the tournament.

Mike Tirico is firmly in the middle tier of play-by-play guys. He might as well be Dan Hicks.

Seems to me that makes this list The Best Zelda Games to Play Right Now rather than The Best Zelda Games of All Time. OoT should be #2 behind LttP, if not #1, because there have been plenty of games since that are more sprawling, majestic, detailed, etc., but none more awe-inspiring than that game was in ‘97.

That makes it extra dumb.

If only we could all sputter like Roger.

He’s talented, but no question he gets attention everywhere because he’s a massive douc—oh, I mean A Great Personality in A Sport Starved for Them, etc. etc. etc.

Andre Agassi openly and repeatedly notes in his autobiography Open (a great read, even for non-tennis fans) that he hated tennis.

This guy’s important-win-to-thinkpiece ratio is out of control.

[golf clap]

Andre Agassi played his best tennis after 30.

<3

Uh, Roger will be fine.

Methinks a Call of Duty game is missing its resident bigoted vulgarian.

Inside? Check. The Witness? Check.