The Witness is probably the game of the year, and the best designed game I’ve ever played, by far.

Can I quintuple star?

Here’s a take: college sports are stupid in every way possible

Star my comment if you actually read the above post.

Oh? Expand on that.

Totally overrated. I mean, what self-respecting entity is gonna sell fucking CRINKLE-CUT fries for $4? Crinkle-cut fries are an abomination. I’m not a toddler. Suck my balls, Shake Shack.

Yes.

Good god, Magary is such a moron. Homemade ketchup is an absolute delight.

Man. Guys. “Jamoke.” Come on. Stop.

Is it me, or is this not really a good television show.

I’m just going to assume the prologue is devoted to hyperconnectivity.

Where the hell is “The Witness” here? Among the best designed (can that mean directed?) games of all time.

Hamilton’s posts are not what you’d call “value-added”

What kind of stupid non-response is this.

It’s kinda cute how hard this guy tries to get people to care about what he’s doing

This is an incredibly bad and dumb response

Why are you using baby-with-fist here. It makes no sense. Bad memeing, man.

If anyone is wondering why poker’s ratings have taken a dive, Deadspin presents Exhibits A and B

Jamoke is never, ever going to happen.

Bravo.