What people hate about SF these days is that the character (basically, the delightful griminess) of the city has been replaced and pushed out, and all that is left is essentially the Disneyland version of delightful griminess. I think of it like a great dive bar. If you have a great dive bar, it objectively sucks.…

No, soup for you!

I thought Free Solo was gonna be the 9th Star Wars movie?

So throwing away the Amazon bags makes me a job creator?

^^^^^

More like Fart Briles. 

“suffered the rupture after slipping and falling in his home” - I know he spends a lot of money at 1 Oak but I don’t know if it’s fair to call it his “home”.

“I EXPECTED TO HAVE AT LEAST 3 DAYS OF CONTENT FROM THE SUPER BOWL AND NOW I KNOW THAT BY TOMORROW NOBODY IS GOING TO CARE AND I’LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT ANTHONY DAVIS TRADES” - Wey Tringo

Yawn. It’s been done. 

I will say two things that can be simultaneously true.

Johnny Manziel, on the other hand, is reportedly still taking shots WITH Hue Jackson

Fake Trade Alert! Spurs give up nothing and Charlotte just gives them Kemba. Who says no?

I wish I liked anything as much as this dude likes chess.

woof

This whole sage was fun for about 2 weeks, now time to wrap it up.

Thoughts from someone that went to a recent Rams Thursday night game. It was super fucking fun. The Coliseum is shitty in the best way, like a great dive bar, and there was an extremely diverse and excited cross-section of real-people in attendance. Everyone had two beers in hand, was wearing a jersey (probably 50-50…

Is there something less than none?

“But these are the leaks I really look forward to” - Darren Rovell

“Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the newest Associate Justice of the Supreme Court.”

One of me best life moments was teaching Boris what a Fruit by the Foot was. He thought the package was going to contain some kind of cake (literally said “what is this, some kind of cake” with his wonderful French accent”). Was absolutely floored that it was a long gummy wrapped in paper. He wouldn’t try it, citing…