Cape Cod Crepe God
capecodcrepegod
Sep 23
1

But I was just told by Bill Simmons that Belichick was the nice one and that it’s Gregg Popovich who is the irredeemable asshole.

Jul 17
1

I’m surprised “Manu Ginobili knocks a bat out of midair with his bare hands on Halloween” didn’t make the cut. 

Jun 24 2019
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$1,500 is the price for New York to Charlotte. Paris to Dallas is absolutely $5,000.

Jun 21 2019
2

Going to a Jays game 100% proves he is staying while going to an Angels game 100% proves he’s leaving. On the edge of my seat. 

May 7 2019
4

I’m Mc‘Enery the Eighth, I am,
Mc’Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married seven times before
And every one was a Mc‘Enery
She wouldn’t have a Willie nor a Sam
I’m her eighth old man named Mc‘Enery
Mc’Enery the Eighth, I am! Read more

May 6 2019
1

Brady ought to just shut it down. What’s even the point of playing after seeing this?

Apr 2 2019
1

The 1015 onion, developed in Texas at Texas A&M is as good as the Vidalia, if not better. And this is coming from someone that wouldn’t be sad to see College Station Texas sink into the core of the earth.