I personally love Jethro Tull but I am also introspective enough to know they are objectively horrible.

So the season will start with BOTH of the most exciting rookies suffering from injuries 

裹肉星期二!!!

people forget

Pop weighing in would be an interesting wrinkle here.

I am a doctor and can confirm that the spleen has a reputation for being a bit of a maverick

But I was just told by Bill Simmons that Belichick was the nice one and that it’s Gregg Popovich who is the irredeemable asshole.

“It was his” - Patrick Chung

How dare you make me laugh out loud in my quiet office.

I’m surprised “Manu Ginobili knocks a bat out of midair with his bare hands on Halloween” didn’t make the cut. 

This is tragic. Goran Tragic. 

$1,500 is the price for New York to Charlotte. Paris to Dallas is absolutely $5,000.

Going to a Jays game 100% proves he is staying while going to an Angels game 100% proves he’s leaving. On the edge of my seat. 

Blame me

*Opens notes app*

I’m Mc‘Enery the Eighth, I am,
Mc’Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married seven times before
And every one was a Mc‘Enery
She wouldn’t have a Willie nor a Sam
I’m her eighth old man named Mc‘Enery
Mc’Enery the Eighth, I am!

Brady ought to just shut it down. What’s even the point of playing after seeing this?

The 1015 onion, developed in Texas at Texas A&M is as good as the Vidalia, if not better. And this is coming from someone that wouldn’t be sad to see College Station Texas sink into the core of the earth. 

RE: the “forced ingestion of unwanted substances” I has a couple friends that pledged UT frats a few years back that told me later of being made to eat a stick of butter in a tortilla, sprinkled with Copenhagen dip (regularly).