Cape Cod Crepe God
Sep 23

But I was just told by Bill Simmons that Belichick was the nice one and that it’s Gregg Popovich who is the irredeemable asshole.

Jul 17

I’m surprised “Manu Ginobili knocks a bat out of midair with his bare hands on Halloween” didn’t make the cut. 

Jun 24 2019

$1,500 is the price for New York to Charlotte. Paris to Dallas is absolutely $5,000.

Jun 21 2019

Going to a Jays game 100% proves he is staying while going to an Angels game 100% proves he’s leaving. On the edge of my seat. 

May 7 2019

I’m Mc‘Enery the Eighth, I am,
Mc’Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married seven times before
And every one was a Mc‘Enery
She wouldn’t have a Willie nor a Sam
I’m her eighth old man named Mc‘Enery
Mc’Enery the Eighth, I am! Read more

May 6 2019

Brady ought to just shut it down. What’s even the point of playing after seeing this?

Apr 2 2019

The 1015 onion, developed in Texas at Texas A&M is as good as the Vidalia, if not better. And this is coming from someone that wouldn’t be sad to see College Station Texas sink into the core of the earth.