Cape Cod Crepe God
10/24/19 1:51PM

So the season will start with BOTH of the most exciting rookies suffering from injuries 

9/30/19 2:32PM

I am a doctor and can confirm that the spleen has a reputation for being a bit of a maverick

9/23/19 11:16AM

But I was just told by Bill Simmons that Belichick was the nice one and that it’s Gregg Popovich who is the irredeemable asshole.

7/17/19 11:12PM

I’m surprised “Manu Ginobili knocks a bat out of midair with his bare hands on Halloween” didn’t make the cut. 

6/24/19 3:20PM

$1,500 is the price for New York to Charlotte. Paris to Dallas is absolutely $5,000.

6/21/19 2:48PM

Going to a Jays game 100% proves he is staying while going to an Angels game 100% proves he’s leaving. On the edge of my seat. 

5/07/19 1:13PM

I’m Mc‘Enery the Eighth, I am,
Mc’Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married seven times before
And every one was a Mc‘Enery
She wouldn’t have a Willie nor a Sam
I’m her eighth old man named Mc‘Enery
Mc’Enery the Eighth, I am! Read more

5/06/19 10:04AM

Brady ought to just shut it down. What’s even the point of playing after seeing this?

4/02/19 2:20PM

The 1015 onion, developed in Texas at Texas A&M is as good as the Vidalia, if not better. And this is coming from someone that wouldn’t be sad to see College Station Texas sink into the core of the earth. 

3/31/19 8:09PM

RE: the “forced ingestion of unwanted substances” I has a couple friends that pledged UT frats a few years back that told me later of being made to eat a stick of butter in a tortilla, sprinkled with Copenhagen dip (regularly).