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capecodcrepegod
10/24/19 1:51PM
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So the season will start with BOTH of the most exciting rookies suffering from injuries 

9/30/19 2:32PM
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I am a doctor and can confirm that the spleen has a reputation for being a bit of a maverick

9/23/19 11:16AM
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But I was just told by Bill Simmons that Belichick was the nice one and that it’s Gregg Popovich who is the irredeemable asshole.

7/17/19 11:12PM
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I’m surprised “Manu Ginobili knocks a bat out of midair with his bare hands on Halloween” didn’t make the cut. 

6/24/19 3:20PM
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$1,500 is the price for New York to Charlotte. Paris to Dallas is absolutely $5,000.

6/21/19 2:48PM
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Going to a Jays game 100% proves he is staying while going to an Angels game 100% proves he’s leaving. On the edge of my seat. 

5/07/19 1:13PM
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I’m Mc‘Enery the Eighth, I am,
Mc’Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married seven times before
And every one was a Mc‘Enery
She wouldn’t have a Willie nor a Sam
I’m her eighth old man named Mc‘Enery
Mc’Enery the Eighth, I am! Read more

5/06/19 10:04AM
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Brady ought to just shut it down. What’s even the point of playing after seeing this?

4/02/19 2:20PM
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The 1015 onion, developed in Texas at Texas A&M is as good as the Vidalia, if not better. And this is coming from someone that wouldn’t be sad to see College Station Texas sink into the core of the earth. 

3/31/19 8:09PM
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RE: the “forced ingestion of unwanted substances” I has a couple friends that pledged UT frats a few years back that told me later of being made to eat a stick of butter in a tortilla, sprinkled with Copenhagen dip (regularly).