Just FYI, restaurant staff are judging your life choices

My wife and I resorted to having “his and hers” bottles of ketchup since she insists on keeping it in the pantry while I’ve always kept mine refrigerated. As with mustard, I think the coldness adds to the “bite” of the vinegar taste.

Well, that would probably be the plot: You only think he died young. In reality, he faked his death in order to make it easier for him to fight vampires.

Also inexplicably 70 years old. Poe died young.

He should reconsider casting someone else in the lead role. An inexplicably muscle-bound, 70-year old Edgar Allen Poe would work pretty well, I think.

This film was about putting a super powered being in our world. This world. The world you and I live in, not a pineapple under the sea. So imagine for a second you turn on the news and “superman” is real. Can you tell me for certain that we as a species won’t shit the bed and just set everything on fire? Is that worth…

That is the actual runtime of Armageddon, to which this film owes a great deal.

God damn you.

Nacho Fries are back, but you already knew that.

Captain America 3 isn’t even better than Captain America 1 or 2.  Especially 2.

Eddy Redmaine/Stephen King

You’re proposing that two movies you haven’t seen should be nominated for Oscars? You must be a member of the academy.

Puddinghead is a long time, consistent member of the AVC commentariat. Back when there was actually a community here it wasn't uncommon to see multiple people read and comment on nearly every article posted. Unfortunately the quality has dipped significantly in the last couple years and all that has changed…

Honestly, smuggling drugs in America is a job old white guys could definitely do better than Mexicans, for ... reasons.

As someone that sadly sat through the mule, that was beautiful

Bard also fits with his *having* thief skills, but being bad at them.

Cersei, Jaime, Joffrey’s corpse

Yeah, this setup probably won’t be getting a passing grade in your standard Experimental Methodology course.  Where’s the double-blind observer?  A control group?

I tried to stop myself from typing that White Castle was founded in 1921 and White Manna started in 1939, but I just couldn’t.  I really tried though.

Nah, they’d lose on the first Sunday.