That FilthyWhore has never sanded wood in their life!

I, Christine Hearst Schwarzman, have realized this would be ideal for my directing debut. If you turn on your Skype and pose, I think I might be able to find a suitable role for you in the film.

Permanent scars are why sounding should be performed by qualified naval professionals.

Hey, The Onion, Click Hole, The Takeout are all great, too.

If it makes you feel better, you’re not *that* useful. 

Well, that and the CancerAIDS

Yeah! So much less deer urine than I was hoping for.

No, no, it’s actually a dialectical variant of Quietyous

Timey-wimey revenge seems only too appropriate.

Can’t we just collect pennies on the street?

The user experience of the site is distinctly worse, I think. There’s no chronological stickiness, which I think was the biggest culprit, decimating both the feel of the site and the community feel of the commenters.

But the sequel will be half its size, so it all balances out.

I... you know, I’ll get behind that idea. Somebody tell Trump that movie stars make for great ratings!

I definitely didn’t make it more than few minutes in Gadsby’s special. Not sure if I’ll try skipping forward and see how the second half is. 

I thought tempest-tossing was something only professionals did!

Unless the biopic is about someone whose appearance is itself well known — Abraham Lincoln, Elvis Presley, and the like -- physical mimicry is the least interesting bit of acting or impersonation. 

If only somebody had told Reeve’s horse that.

It also ensures you don’t wear white jeans -- wouldn’t want to show up the bride.

This, precisely. There are lots of movies with somewhat conservative messages; look at the oeuvre of Clint Eastwood. My not completely thought out rule of thumb is that action and horror movies will lean “conservative” (caution embracing the unknown, retreat to safety) and comedies and romances will lean “liberal”…

Except, Green Apple and Grape are equally the best jolly ranchers.