I actually am half-expecting that to be a revelation in the next SW: Rey’s parents were literally nobody, because the Force intervened to ensure there would always be a next Jedi.

Black cats and hobgoblins aren’t spooooky enough for you?

West’s arms or Reznor’s arms?

They could learn to temper their expectations. If Chronicle could be made for $12 million, I’m sure an interesting character-driven story with some spider powers (as opposed to a CGI fight fest) could be done for a few times that. Even Logan only cost $100 million, and I’m sure that was driven in large part by the…

His interviews are weak, his monologue and jokes middling, but Fallon has what might be the most entertaining random entertainment. Celebrities playing games is brainless fun, and there is a place for that. 

That doesn’t pay the bills!

Well, you see, the best plates are the ones made out of giant chocolate chip cookies...

Yes. (Although I actually only recently learned about the Matt Damon cameo as “Loki” in Thor: Ragnarok).

This competition seems rigged, with Loki, Punisher, and Batman all giving Ford a boost. 

But there’s no old Dick!

dirtside chronically tries to do that, but maybe a good smack will stop this in its tracks.

We can leave rude comments on the articles now? This won’t end well.

Don’t worry about that — NATO has a separate project to spread French pastries throughout the world.

If they successfully blend in Gymkata with Jurassic Park, I suppose I’ll have no choice but to buy a ticket.

Hey, don’t overlook the power of crowdfunding.

Well, I heard the Chinese character for trouble is two velociraptors in one kitchen.

Did they fortify the drink with vitamin R?

Oh come on, you had that joke in your pocket the whole time.

Well, when encountering spikes makes you explode in gold, you’ll take what you can get. 

“I really like your son or daughter. May I get the recipe?”