Don’t forget the squid. Never forget the squid, lest they surprise you...

G-g-g-ghosts?

Oh, weird. Somehow AV Club can permanently ungray somebody, but I’m pretty sure commenters can only ungray a comment at a time.

It will only ungray that particular post that you star or reply to. The AV Club has to follow somebody to permanently ungray people.

I wish I could tell you that Umbriel fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that — but Kinja is no fairy-tale world.

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Powerless was underappreciated but showed a totally different level of absurdity.

he’s not writing it; he’s just executive producing it.

Aw, omnipotence! I wanted a peanut.

That’s sad!

That’d be almost a relief if that was all it was.

Trump really likes the sound of The Man Who Would be King.

The video game for it was amazing!

Well, you can definitely get all the services you want. But it’s a little awkward to spend sin points on a good.

It almost sounds, then, that he’s agreeing the show is in a decline; if you think the first 20 years were bad, just wait until the *final* 20 years ...

PENDING APPROVAL is the name of my sex tape.

You get the most benefit from filing jointly if one person earns a lot more than the other (it could be viewed as a subsidy for the single bread-earner while the other person stays home and deals with the kids)

a 17th century sewer!

With the advent of kinja, it’s no longer in first place of the comment mortality statistics.

I miss shredded carrots in jello, though. They end up as an interesting texture mixer.