Would their “slow, sad wind down into automaker nothing” make them a Mitsubishi Zero?

As a pale, thin, white guy with a scraggly beard, clutching a ‘satchel,’ I was discouraged on  my first day of my MFA to discover that I was not the only one.

Mumford & Sons’ banjoist Winston Marshall

Oh no, where are they gonna find another tweed wearing long-haired bearded white guy banjo player to replace him? And wouldn’t everyone notice it’s a different guy?

Honestly, there’s no way this can be explained away as just being stream-of-consciousness from someone who’s not legitimately antisemitic. I’m Jewish, and in 33 years I’ve never heard someone use the word (let alone call me it) except in movies or to specifically list it as a racial slur. And it’s not like it’s out…

Certainly better than some other blog you can’t even comment on.

Hey I dunno about you folks but this Defector sports blog sounds pretty cool.

I wonder how long before his actual employer, the Miami Heat, suspends him indefinitely. The owner of the Heat, Micky Arison, is an Israeli Jew.

Eh hem, let me just fix that - If Joe Rogan would quit his podcast .

“I’ll have you know that my production company is average sized!”~ Ben Shapiro, probably

The ocean called. They’re running out of Ben Shapiro.

Those wheels make it look twice as good, seriously.  GM’s wheel designers are idiots.

They’d need some nicer wheels.

This is legitimately the only way any young people on the coasts would buy this car. I’m not even remotely kidding.

It’s actually not a bad idea. Which is terrifying. 

This plan relies on the average Tesla buyer being a blindly brand loyal idiot who just wants to be able to say they drive a Tesla for their social status and don’t actually care about having the best car.

For the truly committed you can get the “airborne roof” option.

This is a brutal joke story... Because of the deep truths

For this to work it will need the “expanded panel gap” package.