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Skip the Outback, get a CX-50. It’s very similar in size, and way nicer. You can splurge on the turbo motor if you want more power, and it will honestly have better interior amenities as the X1. Sure, a CX-5 is ever so slightly nicer, but it’s quite a bit smaller in terms of 2nd row & trunk space. The CX-50 you get a

Perfect. It’s a hybrid because it runs on diesel and SWEET LIBRUL TEARS.

This should be big enough.

Rock’s next comedy set will be jokes about the Iran Contra Affair and Ollie North. Rock will be wearing a Max Headroom Tshirt, Adidas Shelltops and flat top while impersonating a movie he just saw called ‘The Terminator’. Free Geritol and Ducilax shots to audience members before midnight!

No. I’m tall and moderately well built. The G70 was cramped and I had the seat all the way back, touching the seat behind it. I wanted to love it, but it was too small.

I think he’d at least want to step up to a G80 if he’s looking for size.

Jones maintains that he isn’t responsible for the harm inflicted on the Sandy Hook parents because, he claims, the conspiracy theory didn’t originate with him.

$800,000 A DAY?! Jesus. For peddling utter bullshit?

Oh, how I hope this bleeding, sack of diseased shit gets what’s coming to him. The pic of him when the attorney said he knew he was lying will make me sleep comfy and cozy tonight.

Failure to report an accident? Fuck that. That’s a hit and run. Send her ass to jail.

If you’re income level doesn’t get you to $7500 in federal taxes, you shouldn’t be buying a $50,000 new car. 

Upvoted for Elongelicals!

THEY don’t put their trust in the CyberTruck. The people who put their trust in the CyberTruck are Elongelicals, who would never dare drive a truck that isn’t blessed by their lord and savior.

Of all the delusional acts committed by Orange Julius during his four-year reign of terror, deciding he had better taste than the combined forces of Raymond Loewy and Jacqueline Kennedy was probably the most delusional of them all.

Overgrown-Toddler-King-Trump’s taste has always been...what’s the word? Tacky? Laughable? Bad?

It looks like what an illiterate piece of trash *thinks* is rich and tasteful.

Overgrown-Toddler-King-Trump’s taste has always been...what’s the word? Tacky? Laughable? Bad?

I sprayed this on my Cessna and it disappeared.

The original livery is iconic and should not be messed with.