I’ve found someone at ESPN that I will now listen to - wasn’t sure that would ever be possible..I hope he survives.

Well, not for long anyway...

Crack pipe catch on fire?

I just leased a new Mazda CX-9 for my business using Costco auto buying program, and that was by far the easiest process I’ve ever had getting a new car. The dealer found the exact car I wanted, Costco discount was a total of $2,000 off invoice price - all done over the internet, literally just signed papers and drove…

It’s the Covfefe virus, which spreads rampant stupidity

I’m afraid to ask where the Elf on the Shelf is...

Plus, he has their rewards card, so win-win!

Don't worry, it only blocks out all the naughty words...

I have Deadspin on my toolbar at the top of the screen, and every morning I still hit it when I’m having my coffee and catching up on this really shitty, obnoxious world. Muscle memory and now lost hope, I suppose.

Sporty sportswriters writing sports-oriented sports stories, as is the norm!

Worst MC Hammer cover EVER...

Based on the Jets organization, I’m surprised scurvy hasn't become prevalent in the clubhouse.

What kind of heel would say such a thing?

Pretty deep thoughts from a fucking Labradoodle.

And at tight end, Keyser Soze...

My first job: in high school, worked at Baskin Robbins...the owner would let you pretty much have as much ice cream as you wanted, assuming you’d get sick of it. This was never an issue for me - and still isn’t many years later. After years in a pretty good career, I’ve always wanted to own an ice cream shop - have…

Clearly, the Braves fans did not do the chop the right way...

You might be a redneck if...

Funny, that’s what your wife calls my penis....HEYYYYO!

No.