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The Automotive Gravitas Design group cheerfully welcomes Lexus to the fold. Our philosophy: when you letterspace capital letters on the vehicle centerline, Gravitas is yours!

Hey Ferrari, I’m available, give me a call.

I’ll get behind this! I got the alltrack so that I could get AWD and the SEL (audio and seats) but its the same thing, just insignificantly taller. I absolutely love the car. It both stands out among the CRV and outback, but also doesn’t draw attention to itself. If he liked the MK5 R32, he will love the 1.8T EA888 as

One thing I’ve learned in the past year is that I kinda don’t give a shit about football anymore. Seems like it brings out the worst in basically everyone.

You should give yourself a bit more credit. You’ve clearly put more effort into designing this interior than anyone at Tesla has.

Besides the steering wheel that makes your elbows stab your belly when turning it more than 90 degrees, there is also no indicator stalk. I assume the indicators will be activated by some buttons behind the wheel, similar to the Ferrari Roma’s high beams.

With that “made in the USA” qualifier the competition is not exactly tough...

1) That steering wheel is immensely stupid and was designed by someone who hasn’t operated a car. It might have some progressive steering where low speed, full-rotation maneuvers are handled so you don’t need to go 720 degrees, but come on.

It is, because Musk is a child.

Some things just stick to you.

I would. I would do nothing, fail massively, blame market conditions, and then collect a multi million dollar golden goodbye payment for screwing up. When you are at the top, the more you screw up the more they pay you when they fire you.

Make it a two stroke V12 and you're hired!

Because whoever owns the dealership has mandated a certain target for GAP sales, and the salesdroid was underquota for the month? Because all that and they are supposed to push it on every purchase and they get ruthlessly mystery shoppered so don’t dare not? Because the entire fucking dealer industry is corrupt right

I need a getaway, just like everyone else in the hospital from environmental services to the nurses to the physicians to the CEO(ours has been great through this), but that won’t happen until vaccine coverage widespread or people listen to expert advice, whichever comes first... we know which that will be as our COVID

I just love (by which I mean roll my eyes) at the travelers interviewed in the airports. One lady said she and her family needed a getaway. An older lady justified her traveling by saying she hadn’t seen her grandkids in almost a year. 

Now those kids are grown up and are hatching plots to kidnap governors.

#repostlopnik

Butter?! Who are you, The Emperor? Egg noodles and margarine for us heathens.

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But is he a little lad who loves berries and cream?