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There is a special exemption from Canadian politeness in Toronto.

Name checks out

Don’t forget about the chemtrails! :P

Perhaps they are concerned about 5G cellular causing COVID-19 and wifi radiation weakening their immune systems.

“Classic Chevrolet, relax enjoy the difference Covid”

Excuse me, how much is this box of Cheerios? There was no price on the shelf.”

Given that wreath, I think it’s your own mausoleum. Don’t want to be interred with the poors

I’m assuming this is some sort of transmogrifier.

Everything was so glossy. It was awful.

Anyone else feel nauseous?

Blink and you’ll miss the nativity scene in the back.

The Thomas Kinkade filter on all those photos hurt my eyes after the first dozen or so.

Shit, I was not actually prepared for that. I think it may be the fugliest interior design I’ve ever seen- and I frequent McMansion Hell. Even minus the mounds of ugly Christmas crap, you can still tell there’s a nightmare underneath. The fake flowers/plants alone.

Not only that, this happened in Corvallis. The whole town is basically 4 square miles with full bus service, plus there’s a dispensary within walking distance from anywhere in town. And they do deliveries too. But I did LOL when I got the alert on NextDoor. Even more amused when all the “Why would they build such a

The crash caused a massive improvement in the car’s appearance, which is why he mistook it for a Model S.

You don’t often encounter a wreck so bad that it causes fires and floods AT THE SAME TIME.

“Ah yes, the good old Wake and Bake. Seen it, covered it.”

Wow that is as bad as Trump’s penthouse 

Fondue Stove.

On the surface, getting a $200,000 discount seems pretty good — until you realize that is only about 6 percent off the sticker price.