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I live in San Diego, tell me more about these “Chargers” you speak of...

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“I’m a big fan of the Totting-Ham Hot Spots!”

Re: Soccer snobbery - I visit Portland a lot to see friends and family and for business, and I’m genuinely pleased that the Timbers have become such a big part of the community and have even been to two games. But I’m not a soccer follower in general, so on more than one occasion sitting in a local alehouse, I’ve been

This is an exceptional but poorly named kitty...

My dad had a ‘62 Vanderlei Luxembargo - horrible gas mileage, but stylish and comfortable!

Mai tais - specifically, five, in my case. A lovely pinkish red barf stain on my carpet was a constant reminder for quite some time....

Welp, we’ve always wondered what chicken fingers are made of...

I assume it was having to live in Indiana that really wore him down...he gets to keep all that Irsay money though, so that’s cool.

Out of the 33 or so “Democrat” candidates running for President, (or King, they way we’re headed), would you want to have a beer with?

I learned on a new word today - “swasticky.” Was happy to learn that it referred to an old VW logo and not the Post Its on Trump’s desk...

Ooooh, since the NFL obviously has adopted the WTF attitude, can we add those cool drop kicks like they do in Aussie rules football?! That’s so cool...

Perfection - I’ll drive a million miles to give you stars tonight.

Same here! That’s why it came to mind so quickly...

Now appearing as Captain Queeg in the Deadspin Playhouse production of the Caine Mutiny, Matt Nagy.

That’s what s/he said....

Seattle Lattes? Seattle Geoducks? Seattle Hipsters-Outpriced-From-Living-Downtown?

Bo Bichette seems like a nice guy - but I can never forgive him for turning Han Solo over to Jabba...

I LOL’d, thanks...

“DangeRuss” Wilson has to be the Niedermeyer of all NFL quarterbacks...killed by his own troops teammates.