Sadly, this is me getting out of bed this morning...

You’re absolutely correct - I lived in Oregon at the time MM played there, and though he truly does seem like a great kid, the piousness, (piety?!?), was a little much sometimes....

Sadly, I failed to notice that, and I am something of a pedant. Let’s go in together and send him a copy of the AP Style Guide!

Two lines from this WYTS that cement my everlasting allegiance to Drew:

All exceptionally good poochies...

+1 hot towel

Well obviously Krispy Kreme donut glaze is a drug, based on the hundreds that I’ve consumed...

Jeepers, that’s delightful +1 order to go

His first name translates to “thunder bear,” so I think we’ve finally answered the age old question: does a bear piss in the aisle?

I just woke up - what’s this about Bob Barker going to fucking Russia?! smdh

Picture at the top of the post proves those quarterbacks belong in New York - JAZZ HANDS!

Your logic is infallible - we hereby award you the Arizona Cardinals.

+ Uno Shrodingers gato

The Niners play in the Cobb County of the Bay Area. Besides, in so many ways, Bosa is a perfect fit for a city that purports to be ground zero for progressivism but is, in fact, an intolerant and dystopian wasteland where tech bros demand a new ballot measure if they see a homeless person come within 70 feet of their…

Hey, nobody told me I was indicted for embezzlement!

“Feckless” is one of my favorite words, and should never have been used to describe this useless, worthless, incompetent, inept, good for nothing ne’er do well.

I don’t often guffaw - a hearty chuckle or perhaps a snicker now and then, but you sir, made me guffaw. Thank you for ending my shitty week on a high note.

That is hilarious...

It’s the Sta Puf Marshmallow Man...

Zing!