I think it’s when your flowing blonde locks flip out from under your hat...not that I’d ever know what that felt like

If you had asked me this question 25 years ago I would have said a football player on both counts. That was all I wanted to be, and I made sure to look the part on picture day. I had the frat boy hat wings. I had the thick neck. I had the Serious Football Dude face.

Spit to storks! Spork to sticks!

+ Deuce, dropped

Or flogging the bishop, as it were...

Hopefully his State Farm agent can get a transfer...

Ooof...

Harlequin Publishers called - they’ve got a book deal for you. Delightful +1 arglebargle

Or Jerry Orbach from Law & Order...

Well, my path to hell is not only already clearly laid out, but is also lined with thousands of bottles of alcohol - here’s to you, you magnificent bastard, delightful...

+1 @(sum) for you

Bees and crickets living together, MASS HYSTERIA

Oooh, c’est magnifique - plus un

Well, nobody saw that coming...

I am a very fortunate employee - my boss leases a “company car” for me, and I really just wanted something comfortable, (I’m 6'3"), but didn’t want to take advantage of his generosity. Leased a G80, and it is a great car, very comfortable and quiet, can act somewhat sportierer with “Sport” mode engaged too. Plus room…

Fred’s Rectal Bullseye Sauce rules, best ever for wings...fight me

Well, it is all about the STUDENT-ATHLETES, after all

Mariner’s Fan Base: “Aw, nuts!”

Well done - spit my Malbec all over my keyboard...

“Lakers Coaching Search...see also “clusterfuck.””