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+1 Obi Wan

HIPA law violation!

“Two men attacked me and shoved this needle in my arm!”

There you go....

Hello, Again you genius +1

Well done, sir - I can think of almost no other male genitalia-related puns to offer. You’re quite good a keeping several balls in the air, you’ll have me coming back for more.

Sure, Mr. Fancy Pants former NFL star with your Huawei Excalibur 15 - most of us can only afford a Excalibur 5... smdh

Hey, who’s the hooker in the pink Spanx leggings? (I truly believe she ran the race in that outfit - I also believe that Mr. Manziel has an IQ of 131).

I think I speak for many people when I say “who the fuck cares what Kobe thinks?”

I’m sure that Johnny was his usual well-behaved, respectful self - Canada’s a bit too sensitive, eh?

Took me a moment, but +1 bulb

Boy, Lawrence really wants Kelly Bryant out of there, doesn't he?

+1 Leaving on a Jet Plane

He did do the reich thing, however...

Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.

I think you may be reading too much into their silence and obfuscation.

Delightful, dude

Heehee! +1 

Stars for all the punsters...

These are excellent snow puppies....