Eww, sadly yes...

Dee-lightful... +1

My annual Big Game® Day tradition: hit a few local wineries, (there’s no one out there at all today), taste and pick up a few bottles, come home and cook a steak and some roasted taters and have a delightful afternoon/evening. Sounds like I didn't miss much...

GRITTY...

Everybody knows Elroy was never good in the post...

#Flaccoknows

Wow, that’s just...oof. +1

I want SO BAD for the Democratic members of Congress to loudly boo him several times during the speech - to hell with protocol, this fucking overinflated cheeseball asshat couldn't speak five coherent words in a row without a teleprompter.

Psst, Giri, he’s not a Knick - he’s Latvian.

It took a while, but worth it +1

The bag isn't even made of rich Corinthian leather like the seats in my Cordoba! smdh

So if these gentlemen were to marry, (it’s 2019!), would it be Cameron Jordan Cameron or Jordan Cameron Jordan? 

Based on the lede photo, I assumed your fix was to put a child on the hood of the tiny car to keep it planted on the road...

Apparently, Deadspin has become to fancy-pants to do the weekly Bears! entry anymore,  so I say bears are now officially allowed to do anything humans do, (let’s start with the presidency).

A star for your Greek malaprop AND your name - Jimmy’s getting upset!

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian Overlord...

“Gayer than a Christmas tree full of monkeys” is delightful - bless you, sir/madam...

Bill must have left the loofah stuck up his nose or something...it’s scratching his poor tiny brain! Sad!

+12 Hour Coriolis Effect

I’m sure the people of the state of Louisiana are very proud right now - great job, senator! (Fucking piece of shit asshole motherfucker).